Zing! Food A Little Further
AdventureDad | July 27If your kids are behaving too well around the dinner table I might just have found an interesting product. Let’s say you trained the children well, taught them to eat by themselves early on, chew with their mouths closed, finish what’s on their plate and not throw food at other people. That’s apparently when you purchase the ZING! It’s a special spoon which helps your children throw their food further. Perfect present for a birthday party of that child you don’t really like or a child with real annoying parents.
Now there’s a new weapon in your homeland security arsenal - load up a particularly mushy pea or corn niblet, aim, pull back the spring-loaded handle, and watch your food take flight. Zing!
Oh dude that rocks. I’m gonna get me one of those bad boys. Perhaps I shall give it to my Lilly for mothers day…
[Adopting old man’s voice] Back in my day, we had to throw food by hand, or with solid metal utensils…and we were THANKFUL!