Your Choice - Sex Or Plasma TV?
AdventureDad | February 12Valentines Day is coming up but somehow I doubt UK men will be having lots of wild sex. A stunning half of all UK men said they prefer a plasma TV instead.
Nearly half of British men surveyed would give up sex for six months in return for a 50-inch plasma TV
I might consider giving up sex for a week if I get a really hot HD set, don’t tell the wife please, but six months? A see a few possible conclusions, none of them good:
A. Sex in UK must be unbelievably dull
B. UK men must have incredibly unattractive partners
C. TV/Cable/DVD/Game content must be something else that I can find even though I seem to have downloaded all files in the world on Bittorrent.
D. Porn must be a huge seller in UK (like most other places)
E. UK men must have lost concept of time. Do they really know how long six months is?
How about no sex for six months and a gorgeous 50-inch plasma TV? Out of the question or totally doable?
Three words: NO. FREAKIN. WAY. They must’ve surveyed the looney bin over there, or just have really bad marriages! :)
hahaha. that is so funny!!! UK men are stranger than I thought
I have two kids under the age of 3 - six months would be a piece of cake! :-)
So does that mean I’m owed like 6 TVs or something?
Heck no. Unless that tv came with a hottie to hold the remote there’s no way.
Qualifier question: Is my wife pregnant during these six months?
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Sex must be incredibly dull…but then again, I can see how a couple can get to six months and not have sex…been there…don’t want to do that again…but hmm a plasma t.v. no a big big HIGH DEFINITION PLASMA T.V…..I’m a woman…and watching The Real House Wives of Orange County or What Not To Wear on big clear screen sounds really inviting!
Do I get to use the TV to watch…stuff…and lots of alone time for the 6 months?
Wow. I would have a house FULL of plasma TV’s.