You Can’t Teach Funny
LA Daddy | July 24
Kids say the best stuff sometimes. I constantly put up funny little sayings on my blog that are always falling out of L.A. Toddler’s mouth.
I do it because I’m getting really old and can’t remember stuff anymore and… wait — what was I talking about? Oh, yeah. Well, I write down her classic quotes so I can recall them by the time I’m the one wearing the diapers. And I figured I’d share her latest with you.
It’s great when a kid will use logic to totally mess with your head.
The other day, L.A. Toddler was running around the house and her shorts kept falling down on her. She would hike them up (usually, right before she would trip on them and face-plant on the hardwood) and then take off running again.
She ran past and I yelled out to her, “Hey, goofy! You need a belt!”
And she turned, brushed the hair out of her eyes, and told me with a straight face, “No, I need smaller pants.”
Man… you just can’t teach that.
Amazing, isn’t it? I find myself laughing at the pearls of wisdom that fall from my son’s mouth all day long. It’s great,.
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good stuff :)
good stuff :)