From the mouths of babes
Child's Play x2 | July 8While spending time with my brother-in-law and his three children I hear the following conversation between my four-year-old nephew and his 92-year-old great grandmother as he drinks his milk.
Great Grandmother: Do you like your milk?
Nephew: Mmm Hmm.
GG: Your Daddy liked his milk too.
Nephew: Yeah, he likes milk. When there’s no more beer and there’s nothing else to drink, he’ll drink milk too!
Man, kids’ll sell you out in a second!
What’s your favorite “Outta mouths of babes” story?
Before we moved in with my super conservative JW inlaws, they took our then 2 yr old son for a week to give us a break. He got frustrated at something and said, “God dammit!” He’s also thrown the f word a couple times and when Gima asks where he heard that he always, without fail, says, “Mommy and Daddy”. Nice, thanks kid. I had a good front going there.
When my son was two it was common practice for me to kiss his “ouchy” when he got one. It always calmed him down. So in the middle of a busy restaurant he stood up and yelled, “Mommmyyyyyyyyyyyy! I hurt my penis!!!!!!” Then we all cringed when he followed with, “KISS IT!” Nice…
So I guess he outed us as what, pedophiles?
Good thing we were out of town and nobody knew us…
My little one knocked on our door once and pronounced, “I can’t get to sleep with all that uh-uh-uh-ing going on in there.” Mood killed for sure. Still funny.
Man, this all sounds like so much fun. I can’t wait for mine to start speaking so she can all sorts of strange things…
My Wife and daughter ran into another mother (which happened to go to high-school with my wife)and child outside a school function.
TheWife: “Oh hi SoAndSo. How are you?… you look great”
Daughter: “Mommy I thought you said she looked like a whore in that outfit”