Genuinely Joking
Genuine | February 23Sometimes a joke is just too good not to tell.
A pompous minister was seated next to a farmer on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The farmer asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips.” The farmer then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, “Shit, me too. I didn’t know we had a choice.”
I am such a farmer.
Haha!
OMFG, that is tooooooo damn funny!!!!!!
lol…good one. :)
My husband (who really IS a farmer) would have to agree. lol