For the man who has everything (including a moderate income and a small penis)
Laid Off Dad | February 16I was raised around the ocean, and I’m lucky enough to have spent my summers with my dad while he taught me how to sail. Over the course of our quality time, Dad implanted two very important stereotypes into my impressionable brain:
- men who ride sailboats are noble gentlemen who rely on wits, mettle, and brawn to conquer the elements and navigate their crafts across the unforgiving sea; and
- guys who drive power boats are disruptive, lazy mouth-breathers who read Maxim and hold farting contests.
Imagine how happy I was to see this company make the world of powerboating so much more accessible. I’ve often thought to myself, “If there’s one thing the Hudson River needs, it’s more amateur speedboat traffic.”
Gotta admit, though: A rental like this could be just the ticket if your high school reunion is held at a marina.
