For the man who has everything (including a moderate income and a small penis)
Laid Off Dad | February 16I was raised around the ocean, and I’m lucky enough to have spent my summers with my dad while he taught me how to sail. Over the course of our quality time, Dad implanted two very important stereotypes into my impressionable brain:
- men who ride sailboats are noble gentlemen who rely on wits, mettle, and brawn to conquer the elements and navigate their crafts across the unforgiving sea; and
- guys who drive power boats are disruptive, lazy mouth-breathers who read Maxim and hold farting contests.
Imagine how happy I was to see this company make the world of powerboating so much more accessible. I’ve often thought to myself, “If there’s one thing the Hudson River needs, it’s more amateur speedboat traffic.”
Gotta admit, though: A rental like this could be just the ticket if your high school reunion is held at a marina.
The best thing about that site is the title bar up top.
Man, sailboats are for people without direction, and more time on there hands than they know what to do with. Power boats are for people with a plan and a direction. Power boaters have schedules. If you want to get to the fish, you need a power boat. If you want to race around boueys against other “gentleman” sailboats. If you have time for tacking and setting the jib, get a sailboat. If you want to water ski go with a power boat.
The big question is: What is the matter with Maxim? and Farting contests are great.
And my small penis is just fine, and my moderate income sucks, but does allow me the joy of being on the water.
Speed clearly rocks. Sailing takes way too much freaking time and you don’t go *fast* enough!
Actually, I’ve never been sailing, so I really don’t know…but my family did own a power boat (used for water skiing and going really, really, really fast) when I was in high school. But there weren’t *any* sailboats on our resevoir.
JUst a note to say I am really enjoying the Blog Fathers.
“guys who drive power boats are disruptive, lazy mouth-breathers who read Maxim and hold farting contests.”
LOL Peter - Do you ride a Harley too? If not, I understand that it is the most efficiant way to get something big and powerful ‘tween your legs.
Everytime we see hear a Harley coming, my husband and I, seemingly instinctively, waggle our pinky finers at one another. Now we can do that when we see a Power Boat, too!
Hey Judge, you get a free bowl of soup with that hat?